I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
- George Burns

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
- Sir Richard Francis Burton

There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.
- Henri Poincare

We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
- Judith Martin

Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.
- Cullen Hightower

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw