When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
- Abraham Lincoln

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
- Oscar Wilde

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
- Aldous Huxley

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
- A. J. Liebling

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
- Blaise Pascal