Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
- Jane Wagner

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
- William H. Borah

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
- Sidney J. Harris

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
- John W. Gardner

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The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
- Daniel Webster