Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.
- E. H. Gombrich

Reality is something you rise above.
- Liza Minnelli

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
- Bertrand Russell

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
- Jane Wagner

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
- William H. Borah

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
- Sidney J. Harris

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
- John W. Gardner

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The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
- Daniel Webster